“It is a fact that facts are stubborn things, while statistics are generally more pliable … figures don’t lie, but liars figure. You can torture numbers and they will confess to anything. And statistics mean never having to say you are sorry.” — Rick Kirschner, “Insider’s Guide to the Art of Persuasion”

“[T]he further I looked into it the more shocked I became. I found that the whole vaccine business was indeed a gigantic hoax. Most doctors are convinced that they are useful, but if you look at the proper statistics and study the instance of these diseases you will realise that this is not so.”
— Dr. Archie Kalokerinos, who witnessed genocide of Australian Aborigines by “safe and effective” vaccines